i just wanna go on road trips and make out
im hungry folks
Hi, hungry folks. I’m dad.
Hi Angry, I’m Dad
HOW MANY DADS DO I HAVE
*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
REASONS WHY GIRLS SHOULDN’T HAVE SHORT HAIR: THEY WILL BE SO CUTE THAT YOUR INSIDES WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR EYES WILL MELT OUT OF YOUR SKULL BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO CUTE. THEY WILL KILL YOU. GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR CUTENESS
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
"omg mom he’s only 47 years older than me"