I’m not the same everyday. There are times where I’m loud and chatty, and there are times when I’m really quiet. I don’t think I can define myself.

(via suicidal-dreaminq)

Omg finally like why do we have to be one thing

(via balsamea)

(Source: moonjongupsays)


lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)


kunaigirl:

gollums-loincloth:

elsa-hair-envy:

mindofamaddock:

centquius:

sevendeadlysinsart:

Seven Deadly Sins of public transport

please read the ads in the background please

finally someone has lust be the person lusting, not the one being lusted after.

Twirque de soleil

this should be printed out on public transport everywhere

I can confirm all of these as being true 

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle